Tickets, Money, Passport?

Born sometime 5 years ago. Lil (aka Shanghai Lil) will spend her days in an ivory tower aka Shoreditch Towers gazing out at the wonder that is East London. I'm hoping she'll learn to pay her way by learning to operate the hoover and emptying her litter tray whilst I'm at work. Perhaps do a little supper from time to time. I suspect however it will be all about sleeping, shedding fur, begging for food, scratching the furniture and looking for lots of patting action.