Tickets, Money, Passport?

I have one of those hangovers that is making my eyes water. Nicky & I went out to a bar with the Best Name in The World: The Drunken Monkey. It's a dim sum bar/restaurant and we liked it enormously. I liked it so much that when I got home I thought making shots for myself was a Good Idea. It's not.

I have decided I'd quite like to have a mock funeral. Not so much to experience being cremated, oh no. But rather that people usually say quite nice things about you when you're dead and quite frankly I'd like to know now. If you get married you get the same thing and as I don't plan to get married I will miss out. Well anyway such is my vanity I'd quite like a forum for people to say nice things, or probably more likely to recall stories of drunkenness and laugh at me. I can't decide whether I'd like to be watching from another site, a bit like the mentors in Faking it, or whether I could just be sitting there (lying down would be taking it a Bit Too Far).

Anyway speaking of nice things I got a promotion today. So buckets hurrah and fablozo to me.

*pops champagne cork*
*faints*