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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

50 ways to bore a Blog reader 

Things that may or may not have happened during my recent hiatus.

1. Saw Cybill Shepherd
2. And the Scissor Sisters
3. Watched Finding Neverland
4. Dyed my hair
5. And cut my fringe
6. My sister had a birthday
7. Started reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (still can't lift it though)
8. Stopped reading London Orbital
9. Lost my wallet
10. Didn't buy flowers at the market two weekends in a row .
11. Drank Pina Colada
12. And got caught in the rain
13. I don't like making love at midnight
14. But I do like the taste of champagne
15. Stopped going out during the week
16. Loved the new episodes of The West Wing
17. Gave up white wine
18. Forgot to tape Six Feet Under finale
19. Voted in the US election
20. Got a divorce
21. Came out as pro-hunting
22. Came out as pro-fur
23. Bought a title
24. Played bingo
25. Met The Noo Noo
26. Cycled along the canal path
27. Cheated and took my bike on the tube rather than ride home
28. Welcomed the end of summer time
29. Bought no clothes
30. Not even shoes
31. Or a cd
32. But did buy books
33. Only buy organic now
34. Gave up dairy
35. Except in chocolate
36. Became a year older
37. But lied about my age
38. Went to Clacton on Sea
39. Won the Lottery
40. Had sex
41. Got Shrek 2 on DVD
42. Finally saw the series finale of W&G series 5
43. Bought a baby on the internet
44. From Guatemala
45. He's very cute
46. And living in my cupboard
47. Became obsessed with Radio 4
48. Bought a car
49. Put on weight
50. And lastly (or not); met Dick & Dom

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