Tickets, Money, Passport?

On our holiday last week Clare and I were fortunate enough to see many celebrities. Most were to be found at Martin the Hatter's gig at the Noughts & Crosses in Polperro. They were George W Bush, Anne Bancroft, Christopher Walken, Judd Nelson, Ross Kemp, Peter O'Toole, Gary Barlow (harking back to his fat blond Take That days), Gazza, Billy Zane, Monica Lewinsky and Huey Fun Lovin' Criminals. We also saw some hybrid celebrities who took the guise of Garry Linneker/Billy Bob Thornton, Damon "Will Young" Albarn and Quentin Tarantino/Joe Absolom. Surprsingly a dead celebrity made an appearance in the shape of Dusty Springfield, which just goes to show a little Wishin' and Hopin' will often find you Going Back .

We also noticed the car of choice amongst discerning Cornishfolk and tourists was the Audi.

Toot Toot.