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I did some DIY at the weekend.  Unfortunately all I managed to do was hang a roman blind and, um, drill my arm. 
 
It looks more like a 'cry for help' than a 'she really meant to do it'.
 
Which is what this is - odd job person needed to hang wooden blinds and curtain rail.  Previous experience required; tea and cake for duration.  Pint on completion.  Applicants please email --->>>