Tickets, Money, Passport?

I once had a dream I was in a car with Brian Dennehy and we were driving down a road in Greece when, with a not inconsiderable amount of panic, we realised we were driving into the Gates of Hell.

Turns out it was a double bluff and that once you went through you ended up in Paradise.

Last night Penny & I drove over Tower Bridge into what clearly looks like what can only be described as the Gates of Hell.

Turns out this time we too arrived in a kind of Paradise as we emerged into north London.

Feel free to start your north v south arguments here.