Thursday, April 14, 2005
Nowt so Queer as Folk
Bonkers things I saw at the weekend.
A woman walking down the street in her nightie. Really. She looked quite normal, eating what appeared to be a pastry of sorts. It just happened she was wearing a slightly shabby long sleeved white (ish) nightie and clearly no bra. Oh dear.
Bonkers things I saw the previous weekend.
A clown on a bike. With a fur tail hanging out of the basket on the back of his bike. He was in brightly coloured clothes and had coloured frames with a, wait for it, comedy nose.
Bonkers things I saw the weekend before that.
A woman with pink hair walking down the street carrying a large toy tiger.
A woman walking down the street in her nightie. Really. She looked quite normal, eating what appeared to be a pastry of sorts. It just happened she was wearing a slightly shabby long sleeved white (ish) nightie and clearly no bra. Oh dear.
Bonkers things I saw the previous weekend.
A clown on a bike. With a fur tail hanging out of the basket on the back of his bike. He was in brightly coloured clothes and had coloured frames with a, wait for it, comedy nose.
Bonkers things I saw the weekend before that.
A woman with pink hair walking down the street carrying a large toy tiger.
Comments:
Dear Adriana
1. Are you sure it was a nightie. These day, trends in ladies outerwear are often a little .... left-of-centre. What you thought was a nightie could quite easily have been the latest Marc Jacob creation.
2. Children's entertainers have to get to work too, you know. They don't all drive bright yellow VW beetles.
3. We've all had an unfortunate disaster with our forays into home hair-colouring. And have you tried to buy a gift box or bag from Clintons for a large stuffed toy?
I think before you just go around labelling ordinary, hard-working, fashionistas 'bonkers', you should have a good long think about the consequences of your cruel labels.
Yours fondly,
Alotta
1. Are you sure it was a nightie. These day, trends in ladies outerwear are often a little .... left-of-centre. What you thought was a nightie could quite easily have been the latest Marc Jacob creation.
2. Children's entertainers have to get to work too, you know. They don't all drive bright yellow VW beetles.
3. We've all had an unfortunate disaster with our forays into home hair-colouring. And have you tried to buy a gift box or bag from Clintons for a large stuffed toy?
I think before you just go around labelling ordinary, hard-working, fashionistas 'bonkers', you should have a good long think about the consequences of your cruel labels.
Yours fondly,
Alotta
# posted by 
: 10:18 am, April 15, 2005
: 10:18 am, April 15, 2005
Hear, hear! I agree wholeheartedly with Ms Fagina,
Its hard enough for people like us to go out without being criticised by book burners like you! Whats next, I'll have to stop wearing my Kylie see through mac when popping to the shops for a jar of Bisto?
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Slocombe
Its hard enough for people like us to go out without being criticised by book burners like you! Whats next, I'll have to stop wearing my Kylie see through mac when popping to the shops for a jar of Bisto?
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Slocombe
# posted by : 12:30 pm, April 15, 2005
: 12:30 pm, April 15, 2005
Well of course I'd be completely naked underneath! What kind of sick person are you???
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Slocombe
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Slocombe
# posted by : 12:40 pm, April 15, 2005
: 12:40 pm, April 15, 2005
I once drove past two clowns in full make up in a car, waiting to pull out at a junction.
Unfortunately I didn't get the chance to see if the car bunny-hopped out of the junction, and fell apart in the middle of the road.
Katie
Unfortunately I didn't get the chance to see if the car bunny-hopped out of the junction, and fell apart in the middle of the road.
Katie
# posted by : 11:34 am, April 16, 2005
: 11:34 am, April 16, 2005
I saw a few bonkers things when I lived on a particular road at Uni. Students running down the road in nothing but togas one evening and at some ungodly hour in the morning a couple in a car trying to catch a goose in the road(and this is virtually in the middle of Leicester). And no I wasn't taking drugs at the time.
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