Tickets, Money, Passport?

I am eating an Easter Egg. Cue cries of it's getting earlier and earlier each year round the office. I told them I thought it was great. If it keeps going like this, we'll be celebrating Christmas for half the year and Easter for the other half. Mind you they're just the Christian holidays, we'll need to factor in long lead in times for the other ones too. You know, for diversity. Plus I am not sure, cuisine wise, I could cope on a diet of Christmas pud, mulled wine and mince pies for that long especially as they're my least favourite things about Christmas; chocolate bunnies a slightly different propostion. So the plan is to factor in all religious celebrations throughout the year with a month/couple of months build up. Hang on a cottin pickin' second.... that's what we get now.

As you were.

*eats chocolate egg*