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I'm starting to really love Nancy Dell'Olio. She's hilarious. Why just a few months ago when asked to rate herself on a scale of 1-10 she said "11" and added "If you can't love yourself" Well Nancy, you certainly can.

In Metro today, it was revealed that it is she who is keeping Sven the Smooth Swede on tenterhooks regarding marriage. (Not that I especially care you understand). However this point wasn't the amusement, it was the quote that if they did get married they'd do it quietly "like Jennifer Lopez".

Now there's a role model.